Ill Rap you up like a Holiday Christmas gift
And drive you off in Santas sleigh on his stick shift

sir-Mixa shits grits and slits his wrist, must be a Jehovah's Witness
Play you like a deck of 52, get rid of the Jokers, I only spit Ace's

Ill pull your dick through your ass and make you pee gas
Flatulent fucking floozy you flamin faggot im first your last

My needle and Thread will prick your dick from toe to head
"I Kissed a Girl" is something you've never ever said

Well I heard that you were gonna be the first Straight Fag Prez
But then it all crashed and burned when you turned Lez