Top 16 Recap
Championship Match: 1. JTR vs. 2. Spektikul
Aint seen a spek of skill, elevate and get a better chance
'Course SP has such little game
...boy it'll never advance
Vs
Kids a vet n went to file-a-pet, got flipped cause this whores wack..
Now hes a Doctor..
A young boy with a strawberry in his ass came in, Jack said "I got creme for that.."
Spektikul's line was stretched.And the concept itself was a little cheesy.JTR came all right.Taking the SP out of spek.Could have been worded better though.But it was still more original and effective.
Winner:JTR
Contendership Match: 3. KOOL COL-B vs. 4. Apostrophe
wen im swingin, ya face changin colors like a iguana now
i'll give u a comma... i'll lay apostrophe on tha ground
Vs
Kid'sa Mexican So I Dont Gotta Say He's A Lazy Jerk..
He Compares To A Broken Sink..
.......................Cause This Spicket Just Wont Work...
Spicket is a faucet.So,yeah.Apostrophe's one was good.Kool-Col-B's one didn't work.Because comma and coma are not homophonic.If wordplay ain't homophonic...then it's forced.And how can you give someone a coma?You can put someone IN a coma.But you can't give someone A coma.Kool Col-B got more votes,but he still loses because he swayed.
Winner:apostrophe
5. The Revelation vs. 6. Drakel
Drakel you just a hillbilly, why don't just go back to ya barn,
And this kid is colossal, when he stands next to an ant farm.
Vs
straight up gut this bitch, leaving ya holy, slash ya to potions
cause i'm not vandalizing the church, but i'll be hacking rev's organs
Both came decent here.It's just that revelation was too plain here.He set-up his punch horribly too.Calling him a hillbilly..wtf is that wack shit?
Winner:drakel
7. Natural Killa vs. 8. SlicKnife
You suck,just look,there's nothing wacker than your battles
Your verses all get eaten up...like hay in a horse saddle
Vs
RV hates him...time to destroy and this may sound surreal
But when I wipe NK off the map,
......................................it will call for joy in South Korea!
I lost.I dropped wack as fuck.i dunno why.I guess I deserved to lose then.But,I honestly don't get SlicKnife's punch at all.Why exactly would it call for joy in south korea if I get wiped off the map?And surreal and korea don't rhyme at all.
Winner:Slicknife
9. 9th Degree vs. 10. Crazy Hades
So many biters and aliases in this league, it's disgraceful and weak
I thought that was wack, then saw who I'm facin' this week
Vs
I have~prostrate^organs, I'm > like Michael^Jordan
it's like I ate cake the way I TRASH this ORPHAN.
ima SORRY I'm swording, holdin' down FORT SUMTER,
Ima~winxXXjusalike jefferson at THE olympics during £THE£ summer
I even need to explain this?WTF was crazy hades thinking when he dropped that?Not even a punch or anything in there.Even looks he dropped 4 lines there.9th degree came decent..
Winner:9th degree
11. Sobe vs. 12. Rapper
I don't care. you're a fag. justa pitiful lame
but ur punches aren't played.. just look at your original name
Vs
after seein his sig AND his drop, its no wonder he smiles soft
..............cuz when I Copt'a Sobe album and was rollin my ass off!
Weak battle.Sobe tried to be sarcastic with his punch.But it really didn't work IMO.But man,rapper dropped wack.WOW.First..how do you smile soft?WTf that mean?And his punch was basic.So you cop his album,and started rolling your ass off..?Do you realize that is equivalent to saying.."I copted his album and started laughing a lot"?WTF?
Winner:Sobe...but he got banned..for something...
13. Hopesfall vs. 14. One Mic
You're terrible, it's obvious I'll win and homo, you should see why
On the bandwagon? Nah, you're the dude pushing it from behind
Vs
im'a beat this guy, faster than you can blink
the only sick punch you spit, was involved wit a drink
That has to be the most played punch this week.Anything relating punch-rap..with punch-drink..IS PLAYED TO FUCK.One mic is gay for dropping that shit
..Hopesfall came good.Decent flip on an old expression.
Winner:Hopesfall
15. Daubs vs. 16. Tech
I went to visit you in CA long beach,but this sucker sucked
So now when I CA long beech....with long legs, i fuck her up
vs
I'll Make You See The Mic, Like Jackson Does To Kids.....Brutally
And We Know You Like To Se-men More Than Kids Entering Puberty!
Daubs didn't drop a punch.Think about it.He said he went to visit him which sounds gay,But he sucked?What that mean?sucked dick?Whose dick?Yours daubs?Made no sense.
And you saw a bitch,and fucked her up...well..so what?
If you had said...HIS long beech.then yeah.You'd be saying you fucked his girl.Which is a punch.Which is still a little forced.Like..when do you describe a girl as a "long bitch"?
But,the voters felt tech dropped too played.So in the end,daubs wins.
Winner;Daubs