After Mr. Jameson getting in my ass all day
And Dr. Ock now having Davey Jone's Locker & Jason as roommates
Imma take this spandex off, and microwave some hot pockets
Get some ointment for this rash and severe crouch jock itch

Watch what's on the tube, monitoring Batman up in Gotham
Ring that bastard for popping shit on email when I'm through massaging
Damn I'm running out of ointment Mary Jane go to TARGET
Get my damn lunch, the microwaves burning my hot pockets

Grab the phone immediately after Mary Jane leaves
What going on Rasta mon, run me up some weed
Hang up! Call Mary Jane! Honey bring some of that Hennesy
Turn on some pornos with Ying Yang Twinz playing "Skeet, skeet, Skeet!"

Mary Jane steps in, I'm crawling on the ceiling
Drop and tackles her ass making sure the hennesy ain't leaking
Start hitting that ass like I was riding Sea Bisquit
I nutted, then passed out still itchy dreaming of Christopher Reeves bitches!


Peace
Tell Me how you like it

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