*i'm actually a huge fan of all these rappers but i just wanted ta make a song dat'll dis any rapper i think of


yo...last night i fucked a freak
that had no hair, one titty, and an ass that was shitty
only later to find out it was da mom of Nitty
i even tried to titty fuck her
but turns out she's a better dick sucker
and her pussy's so small
dat everytime it's a close call that i don't crunch my ball
now don't even get me goin' bout 50 Cent
that nigga could barily pay his rent with all da money he spent
he's warped, wack, and lyrically bent
he doesn't wanna be In Da Club
he rather have a big fat cock to rub
now Stat Quo sounds like a little ho
and Dr Dre sounds really gay
but da rapper that always has to think twice
is that retarded cocksucker Obie Trice
now D12 there actually good
and Ja, he's hood
but da group that always has to ruin it
is the muthafuckin' G-Unit
now i could continue
but i'm gonna go on to something else new