i called my school and said i was osama bin laden...i was like "im in tha lunchroom strapped wit fuckin C4 bitch!"...next thang i know...tha police in tha lunchroom goin afta tha arab dats in tha 9th grade...i hung my cell up quickly and watched as they cuffed him and kicked him...i was too scared to say april fools to anyone else than my crew...we was on tha uckin floor laughin our asses off at tha racial injustice...and yes i am african american, jus incase sumone think im othawise...dat shit is still too funny!

-DB

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