Hey hey hey, I should be the one welcoming YOU to Montreal ahhaha

et memme pas, it was in suburbs when that happened, in fucking Blainville boonies. The only thing you gotta watch out for in Montreal is the random dudes that come up to you and say "Want weed?" and then expect you to give them the money first while they go to get it for you and ask "so are you from around here?"

ahahaha it's like dude, I got street smarts and I know wtf you're trying to pull, fuck off haha

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