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Old 05-29-05, 12:42 PM   #18
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Lookin' at your pic, I see you suffer from the munchies
Cuz you got enough fat in your cheeks, to feed 7 thirdworld countries
6...LoL!!! added with the picture it made for a decent opener!!
Facin' an "alien" like you? Nope, not what I demanded
Shit, look at the light behind you, man, your mothership jus landed!!
8...LMFAO!!! i thought the first bar played off his pic well, this line was fuckin killer!!
Damn, kid, you're a mistake, wit skater shirt. Dude, you're wack to me
Your birth certificate?...................................... ........
.................................................. .. A sorry letter from condom factories
5...not feelin this......i dont see the reason behind all the "............" and the punch itself was not that good!!
You could race against turtles and slugs, but couldn't beat 'em
Man, you couldn't come in first, if you replaced Adam in Eden
6...ok metaphor but still the first line was weak!!!
And you kno Canadian's gay, and always doggy style fuck
Y'all only do it that way, so y'all can BOTH watch the puck
6...LoL!!! an ok punch, but ya cud've played off the canadian shit better!!
Kid, sittin' wit all that "hair"..... he looks like a "Survivor" nut
If this shit was the show, Drake's not the only thing that should be cut
7...LMAO!!! the hair, funny shit!! playin off the pic again!!
Wet Willy shoves his dick up Drake's behind, cuz that shit makes him cushy
Then he shoves it down Drakel's mouth, cuz it's the closest he gets to pussy
3...WTF!!! ya had a decent verse and ya go and spoil it with sum bullshit like this!!

OVERALL: 41/70



officially back now, RV's better off, so this bitch should know
the only time you'll have a hit single, is inpersonating ichiro
6...an ok personal but the whole wording of it made it seem kinda basic!!
while RV has had its fill of whack lately, spul is over-eating
you got re-named 'rec-less' after you were banned for cheating
5...nah!! kinda basic, and ya bringin up that old shit about him cheating, that has been done so many times before!!
look into comedy man, you got some talent there, thats a fact
you could really make it big, just make your text is the act
6...an original idea of mockin his text, but cud be better, needs more wordplay really!!
ya hit bottom, so after a year you think the only place to go is higher
shit, you're known by two names but yet i still havn't heard of either
5...not feelin this punch, the concept has been done before and overall it is still basic!!
aint mushroom for losers, especially when its you whos molding a career
cause only time you pounding anybody, is when youre holding their beers
6...decent shit, i'll say it again though, ya comin basic still!!
spul aint nobody to fear, just a wannabe tryna hold a mic
i pitch my verse to him, blows by like its his third strike
5...weak, seems rushed to me and aint really a punch, i get the whole baseball concept but ya didnt pull it off right!!
aint no competition, spul needs a boost to come out with the greater grade
so he goes sucks off some crocs, cause he saw a commercial for gator-ade
7...LMAO!!! suckin off crocs!!! this was a killer line to finish with!!

OVERALL: 40/70


close battle again!!!
i think SPuL takes this for having some dope wordplay, and he played off that pic more than once and every time he did a good punchline on it!!! that alien bar was fuckin classic!!! drakel came consistent but had nuthin that stood out, all bar the closer, if ya verse had been more full of those kinda lines ta would've won, also ya lacked in the wordplay and ya verse just seemed to basic to me!!!

V/ - SPuL
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