Could I get an avvy please?...

Could I get an avvy with System Crasher Across the top in white Letters, ( easy to see letters)

I want a table with a gun sitting on it....
I want the table like fadin away in the back ground.. ( not animated)

I want some bullets laying by the gun....

You can do what you want with it to make it look kooler.... and make sure i can make out all the words easily and the picture is easy to see...
Thanx!!
Peace!!!