listen nerd,
you've had your run. 10 WEEKS. but i'm tellin you that shit is dead
now you WANT to hang up the mic, so you can stand up to give'em head
how many fucking mic gay lines is there now? major played.
i'm clearly the truth, thinkin you'll win? you must be dumb clown
cuz i'll either make you or break you, but i'm surely eaten ya somehow
nah, this was weak man
got a trademark line style? i feel like the props ya takin are worthless
but dudes see it's HYPED UP...... pause lines that's makin ya verses
simple, but personal so ok
i'm breakin this Kirk-bitch. keep talkin, n forreal ya core is torn
cuz my knife'll slit you long enough for dudes to think that your a whore
nah, this is fucking poor. and horridly basic wording.
man i'm agile as shit. athletic, strong, shiiiit, fucka prime, i'm past mine
i should be a trackstar, since that body shotput you right into flatlines
wordplay was cool, but i've grown less fond of these types of punches
i be runnin at amazin speeds, scorin touchdowns, that shits hot
i'ma real athlete, so watch this jockstrap ya girl down to his crotch
gay and played
forreal she tight dude. really thinkin bout takin her to the basement
n givin her sucha crazy teabag, she'll brew thoughts of ma children's faces
teabaggin lines are fucking OLD
i'm like dead serious yo. ya chick is most definitely a fit for all kings
we met eyes, then everything going downhill from there was a literal thing
this was ok
n i'm sure you love your parents. cuz they don't care if ya suck
but when your father put his sundown, that moon got one hell of a fuck
corny, but funny
i can break you easily man. so wen ya bones break dnt pout dude
cuz the strongarm i strike you with'll break your bank account too
played and possibly bitten or recycled, i can't prove it.. but i swear i have seen this exact line before
ma verses come across as sort of an art. it's crazy how i abuse shit
but your preferred craft smells like you cut it instead of used it
nah, this was garbage
a lot of people are related here. shiiit, you might be ma kin dude
you'll think we're a happy family, right after this barney combo i give you
fuck with the i'm gonna hit you/beat you fucking lines
n your hideous already. i feel sorry for the people that's seen ya pout
cuz your face sets off an alarm ADT's been havin wet dreams about
LMFAO! DOPE!!
your dirty too dude. i'ma tell you one time to fuckin clean your ass
i mean, the smell from that graduate out could kill off an entire senior class
wordplay was ok, still the punch was only ok
but some think your cool, got some chicks jiratin on ya top
so we can go clubbin' together, but your still takin all the shots
FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THESE PUNCH PUNCHES
this league loves Kirk tho man. gettin more fans as his stats grow
you've got a huge following, but being that fat HAS to make a massive shadow
a fat joke, ha.. not cool coz it was poorly flipped
you besta believe dude. i have severe power that'll make ya bleed b
but i'd needa army to take you down...
..shit it takes an entire hospital to roll you over to watch tv
lol, this one was actually funny
n your broke as shit dude. but i feel str8 lost today
cuz how the fuck can you be broke sportin' fortunes on ya face
lol, pretty funny
your not ready for me man. you kno it, n i'm sure ya past will tell
i can sense some fear in ya, balls deep, n pumpin fast as hell
ha.. not really that funny
you never got no twat with that body. ya face is ugly n the rest is shit
you've had your v-card long enough to start gettin membership benefits
PLAYED!



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Don't lie. Your girl is your life. You don't got time to make cash, geek.
Cause that fat bitch could fill up your fuckin' schedule with half of an ass cheek,
ROFL!! funny opener
Bet you claim to get bitches to suck it. Well, you're dreaming then Sagat,
Why would you letter? When you're only one of them away from being a fagat,
I am sorry, but this made me laugh hard
You ain't no street fighter, Sag. Though I guess that your styles relate, dude.
But you don't fight. You just wear them short shorts hoping that a Guile date you,
nah, this was a gay line and i don't mean the concept
Bitching about me needing till Saturday. Hypocrite, don't be fuckin' wack,
Cryin bout extenchins, when every bitch youve dated has had atleast double that,
lmao @ ex-ten-chins... nice wordplay
I'm as good as I say I am. And you? None will claim you're great as fuck,
But I bet his bitch overate Mar's bars. Thats prolly why she weighs so much,
nah, not feeling this
I'm from the land of oppurtunity. And where your from is pretty worse,
Cause all it ever did for you was helped jamaica nother shitty verse,
jamaica line... FUCK NO!!
You ain't never impressed me. But I bet you think you're pushin' it hard,
Only time i've said "GAT! OH!" I was tellin' everyone how much of a pussy you are,
this could've been flipped much better
Out of nowhere this cunts brave? But I punch till this bitch is scarred,
Truth is that Sag's always been Fearfull.... From riding his dick so hard,
nah, his wasn't good and yours wasn't either
Man, your girl is an animal. Dude says I'm lion and I should prove it.
You're just Madagascar carrying her doesn't have enough power to MOVE IT!
LMFAO!! WORDPLAY!! dopest bar so far in this battle
This dude is a fuckin' FRUIT... And when dudes come to the wrong home,
You're quick to in vitamin... cause you're looking for a strong bone,
lmao, fresh flip on the gay concept, nice
Theres a fine line between you and I. Our girls and how their words thrown,
Cuz when youre in the doghouse. It just means youre hangin at your girls home,
nah, played
The undisputed champ. You best believe that these punches will be felt whore,
Want me to lose but I don't wanna, Sag. That's what I got this fuckin' belt for,
lol, funny but not really hard
I don't even take this shit seriously. I'm a monster compared to you,
So, forget digging up dirt on you. I'll just use your fuckin' verse to bury you,
PLAYED!
You're used to sexual favors. Constantly gettin recorded givin' hand jobs, faggot,
Funniest video I've ever seens you in a full house, having your head bob, sagat,
nah, you rhymed faggot and sagat earlier in the verse
Such a dirty ass whore. I'm exclaiming your broke so they know its clear.
You were never power ranked, and I still smell your stank ass from over here,
kinda funny
Honestly, I thought you were Lay. Now its clear that you're basically not,
I realized that when you had to take his dick out your mouth to make a response,
NO! JUST NO!
We're both sports players, bro. But you being better than me? That's bold.
Cause hes got athletes foot probs. I'm havin trouble pryin' mine out his asshole,
this was ok
You're chick is a whore-ish bag of bones. Forreal yo, that girls fucked,
We've all seen her tits, Sag. Every fuckin' time she lifts her skirt up,
i expected a punch like this
I don't give a fuck about this battle and it shows. This wank bitch'll bruise,
Bitching about when I drop. I've never seen somebody so anxious to lose.
nah, weak closer


This was a decent read. Both had some good shit, but I think that Kirk had way more to his verse than Sagat. A lot of Sagat's shit was poorly worded or just plain old played. Maybe he been recycling some old shit or something. Kirk had some played shit, managed to flip some nice and some kinda gay. He had more general humour as I've come to expect and he some raw wordplay. That Madagascar line was the fucking bomb shit, there is more to that than just the simple Madagascar wordplay. Don't know if anyone will get the Move It reference to it also. But yeah, for me Kirk took this battle pretty easily. Now stop making alias accounts and voting for yourself Lay.. I'M FUCKING ON TO YOU FOOL!!


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