First Off Dog, Read The Rules You Wannabe-Me...
Damn Dog, You Can't Rap, Can't You See...
This Rap Is Not for You Man...
Your Air Conditioner Would Prolly Be Your Only Fan...*
Your Name Suits You, Well Your Raps Anyways...**
Your Spits Are Like Instructions On An Essay...***
^Nobody Reads Them, Now You Wanna Do This...
I've Heard Better Rhymes From My Mom's Sis...(weak)
But Dog, Your Punches Hit Like A Fuckin Pillow...
My Rhymes Are Like The Hair Of A Fairy Armadillo...****
So Dont Quit Your Day Job...
You Mutha Fucking Cob...*****

* - Air Conditioner - Fan... get it?
** - Name is dazasta... Rhymes are a dazasta...
*** - Well, basically explained in the line below, nobody reads them...
**** - Ok, this was a gay line (fairy) but a fairy armadillo's have smooth hair, 'Like The Hair Of A Fairy Armadillo'... my rhymes are smooth
***** - A cob is a male swan...