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Old 10-23-05, 07:41 PM   #15
Vaskez
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OK I'm cool with all of you, so I want no bitching after my vote, this is completely unbiassed and I've tried to be completely fair: I've basically read through and quoted every line that at least made me smile and was well-enough worded and hit as a diss:


These dudes got glued together, with hopes of dropping a harder verse
So we'll see 'Lyp stick..
...and for once, it ain't in his partner's purse
God, Canada's finest? I'm just starin' like "how, dude?"
'Cuz you're worth-less, and I'm not comparin' our countries monetary values
Speakin' of which, you're just a poor bitch, house in a crude state
Livin' in such a beat box, Biz Markie could be your roommate
Bow to the fuckin' king, till your head hits the ground and pokes in
'Cuz Jack fell down...
...but never earned a crown to be broken
(4)

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Jack The Ripper.. you're trash, I'll tell you why aren't going any farther
You're best battle here.. involved getting your ass beat by my partner
See that you're trash.. a fake with gay wordplay, bringing all the doubt
Man, If I had wanted to battle L.I.'s raps in '04 I woulda called him out
Bye, I'm cruisin.. and rapverse is getting better.. starting to rattle heads
Ride the movement? Kid, last time you ended up in L.I.'s old battle threads
For real, yo.. and I seen you and my family.. thinking your talking now?
You did hit on my sister.. but then even she fucking knocked you out
Demons are known to be evil.. able to kill everything.. man, many could
...But it's not a surprise that they've never been known to be any good
Your spits are ridiculous.. I know you're a fag, now you got nothin to lose
Cause never in my life have I seen a fucking Tik pass on sucking a dude
You faggots is lame.. wack to, all of your verses are still touchin the sign
But you two can put together a Round 3.......decent punches combined
And you're going to stay there.. but go all out, dont stay in the darkness
Man, just throw every fucking punch you got.. straight into the garbage
There was one shocker in this battle yo.. just to show you dudes is worse
I'm just surprised that BOTH OF YOU didn't ask me to review your verse
(9)



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Looks like Jack's the only who noticed, & it's no surprise son
When you do the math, you'll see played is 9-D
...percent of what his verses are comprised of
Hop off my nuts, Jack'll leave you with a long face
And of course he gun d/r me, I always got a 9 on my waist
Talks to MY girls on msn, your no pimp, just a fruit, G
Cuz not even math teachers think your acute degree
9th brags about being king, but you'll never really defeat me
Cuz dude, you had to use MY lines just to fucking beat me
Dummy keeps asking for concepts, never knows what to say
So i'll drop Degrees quicker then thermometers on cold days
Fuck your so damn wack, you deserve a whipping fool
Cuz when I say Mime-sis is fucking hot!
...i'm talking 'bout your sibling dude
(6)

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I got Jaws of steel, you don't want me in a fight cuz
My bites fracture... almost as much as that line does
Every emcee gets booed once, it ain’t nobodies fault
So when shit hits the fans… you’ll get locked up for assault
Jack helped you win KORV 2, so why the fuck are you boastin foo?
I got the spirit of wins but you've got the spirit of text
When JTR's ghostin you
You've been a fuckin bum for years, and streets are ya fate
And when girls go for broke, is the ONLY time you'll get a date
I'll leave ya mind wrecked in state, and you sure ain't causin fears
& Your actually proud of bein king of a site RB, RM AND B-Boys have whored for years?
(5)


it seems 9th and Mim win by 13 quotables to 11, very close, and maybe Demon/Jack woulda taken it, if LI hadn't decided that they weren't allowed those extra lines. :-\

v/Mim and 9th
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Fee Fi Fo Fum, now bitch I'm a giant
And your ass is like Jack, but your magic beans is wack
Skills is what you lack
I'm like a Benz, you ain't even like a Cadillac
Ya more like a Reagal
I'm a pittbull and you's a beagel