how about when i worked at Valvoline..... and ....
..... well.... they asked me to fill up one of the reserve tanks for window washer fluid.... no problem... i worked in the pit..... i busted out my pipe... smoked a lil kush... turned the water on at like 4:00pm.... left it runnin down stairs... forgot to shut it off b4 i left for the evenin cuz we all got together after hours and would drink beers off the clock in the bays.... so.... i get a call at like 6am ..... TITOOOOOOOOO.... YOU MUDA FUCKA.... YOU FLOODED THE PIT MON!!!.... hahahaha You gotta remember my boss was West Indian.... hahaah.... so word.... Seven Could tell yall how funny that shit was..... an to say the least..... I no longer am employed with Valvoline
^ Most Fun Job ever though ... smokin weed all day son...... werd
-Bronsky