my weapon of choice appears to be oxygen depravation....
guess this'll be a chance to show my obtuse aberation,
how am i gonna do it? with a bag and some string,
put the bag over you're head then as i start to begin,
theirein lie's my rather blatent methodolgy,
cos with a bag on you're head, you're gonna suffocate most horribly,
most probably my next move would by to tie it on with the cord,
before using more to tie you down to a helpful skirting board,
given four minutes, you're gonna be lying dead on the floor,
ready for the next dude to kill with the aid of a paramour,

next weapon: paramour (basically a high class prostitute)

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