my name is Mike, an i like
to pretend i'm a "pirate", allright?
and youre askin me why, so i'll tell ya tha reason-
it's cuz i like tha "booty" of kids in the Fall season!
but, yea, it sux that i've been charged w/ mollestation-
I'm guessin that i should'a fuckin stuck to masturbation!
here in my jail cell, my ass is startin to itch...
it's either from tha clothes or the fact I'M now a KID'S bitch!

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