Check it...

Bouncedoggydog...you will neva be Snoop...so don' even bother...
Befo I rip ya apart...Ima tell you like Vader to Luke..Im ya father
Tha bitch tha' had ya...was hotter than fuckin' hadies...
But she didn' wan' a babie...especially one wit rabies
Ya...ya in fo a life of procrastination... it's a good thing I left
'Cause ya as ugly as a dog...I guess ya motha is ugly as death

W/e quick spi'...who's next????