I sure aint no bigot but you're a meathead like Rob Reiner//
I don't root for the Packers but I'm gonna kick your heiner//
You're just a second fiddle playin' the brother Luigi//
I see you on the streets washing windows with a squeegee//
You're daft like a punk but you sure don't got the funk//
You're Sloth from the Goonies 'cuz you're gay for Chunk//
I can see you're stalling, and acting all hesitant//
I'm a bad enough dude to rescue the president//
You're shaking and quaking at my mullato style//
You're gonna blow your head off like your buddy Private Pyle//
I am the freshest, a rocker like Jannetty//
You're a loser like Scott Hall hitting on Estelle Getty//
I see you're just a freak with a giant head like Dib//
I'm Dr Pepper, you're just Mr Pibb//