Quit actin up like I need massive luck, Jack’s a nut, plus Kirk is ass and sucks
Yo Lay! You really oughtta let the oil prices drop before you gas him up
This is an ok line, but I already dropped the gassin up shit this week.
I smash this chump, in a fight he'd prolly start to cry if I was steppin
Then his body would get more Goosebumps then an R.L. Stine collection
This was weak, to corny and childish.
My mind's a weapon, why u steppin? Get ya spinal severed and cracked bitch
Kirk wants to flirt with death so bad I’ll leave condoms in his casket
Ok, this made me giggle.
Jack's pimp, amazin in bed & slayin ya mommy: a slut who’s broken from sex
I thought Pitfall was a game for Atari until ya mom spread open her legs
No dude, just no. This was fucking stupid.
Blazin the set? This cheap dummy's as played as it gets & a flavourless noob
Whose verses are sooooo old fashioned
..they should rock leather jackets & gator skin shoes
HELL NO! This is fucking majorly played.
Girls hate you & boo, my girls amazing in bed, I get the greatest of sex
Only time Kirk's bitch is off the chain is when he's dating his pet
Kind of funny, could've done with better wording.
& is he gangsta? LOL sure, you can catch him in his basement hiding out
Cuz he’s stolen cars & shot people
…in GTA4 and doesn’t want his strict parents finding out
Too stretched in the punchline.
Just cry and pout cuz ur cheap, ugly, get no pussy, you’re wack and lame
& ur eyes are sooooo Krusty they could make Bart & Lisa laugh for days
Basic wording and the punch wasn't great either.
Plus your ass is gay, it’s no wonder why bitches aint nailin him
And are more scared to get tongued then Lieutenant Ripley was in Alien
Again, wrong wording let this punch down.
Speaking of aliens he WISHES girls would be choking on his dingdong
But listen Kirk i aint talkin Startrek when i say ull never get a chick to Klingon
What the fuck!?! People are still using klingon wordplay, takes me back to my 02 days.
U won't ever get ya fling on unless I help you out, I swear I’m a pimp!
Besides I see you need some training brah
since that’s what chicks u get wear on their tits
Lol, this was funny. Good shit bro.
Haha, and i can drop fake personals and win cuz you aint lethal or got skill
And stunt like such a jackass you could co-star with Steve-O & Knoxville
Wording was a bit basic, but general punch was cool.
On the real ur bitch had my throat in a gag, anorexic lookn like bones in a bag
But yo, where the fuck did Layfear find a pic of ur bitch to post in the mag??
Nah, this was a garbage closer friend.


VS.


You brought the thunder, cat. Expected as much since your girl is a cheap whore,
Cause I'm always standin' over that bitch yellin' "HOOE," waving my meat sword,
Yeah, this is fucking stupid. It sounds like something a 5 year old would say.
Bro, you think you got fans but your performance causes rooms to be empty,
With only one bitch on the floor screamin' "JOSHUA... sorry excuse for an MC,"
These punches were what the shit dudes used to post 4 years ago.
And lmao at you crying about a no-show. That just proves you're a sore gay,
I ain't seen a bitch fit that bad since your chick tried to step through a doorway,
Umm, no. A fat joke = PLAYED!
You got a loss and round two you're droppin' with vengeance but fuck it dude,
Everybody still laughs at your second coming... as soon as a bitch touches you,
This was played and corny as fuck.
You broke bitch. Can't afford food or water so you're worthless to me, dawg,
I didn't know how you survive... then I saw how many fuckin' verses you feed off,
Again bro, stop dropping played shit.
And as for no-shows? You'll debate that they're scared to fuck with a fine, g,
Don't worry faggot, I'll face you... Just for the fact that I don't trust you behind me,
Nah, this flip was done back in like '03.
And Jacks a late bloomer. All the bitches deny you cause you're weak and slow,
Shit... You only JUST now tore up a Taco for the first time three weeks ago,
I don't get it. There is a dude called Taco in this league, but this punch is pretty lost on me. Sorry bro.
I bet you think your lines are stonin' me and somehow this dudes a rebel,
But how can you pass as a serial killer, when all you do is throw fruity pebbles?
This was fucking garbage man.
And I heard you do karate or some shit. It's lie so don't say that noise isn't,
But you prolly do tae bo......ws in your hair and hope that the boys dig it,
This gay joke was fucking pointless, you only get one per battle by my books and this is your second.
Reusin' old concepts and shit, man. Doin' that bro, you're fightin' for last,
I'd think you were tryin to reduce ya carbon footprint, how you recycle your trash,
Huh, this is majorly overdone by now, right?
This battle is bullshit and Jack knows it. You even having a power rank's trash,
I bet your proud riding the coat tails of a no-show all the way to the champ match,
Personal I guess, but it was pretty basic.
Now, race isn't an issue in this statement. But pedo you better recognize,
You a cracker, jack. Wantin' little boys diggin' inside you for a "special prize,"
OMFG! ANOTHER GAY JOKE!
And with that verse you might get one vote. But whoever thinks ya dope is wrong,
You better just hope I don't leave links to the other battles that I voted on.
Nah, the swagger was present but it was weak.



So yeah, like, I don't mean to be rude or anything but how in fucking gods name is Kirk your champion. His verse had 3 gay jokes and countless played bars. I mean, reading it was like taking a trip back to 02-03 era of text battling. JTR didn't drop much of anything, he had like a couple of bars I thought were mildly funny. Kirk only had to come with about 3 bars of heat and he would've took this, but he just dropped complete trash. I've battled since like 2000, so I like to think I know what is outdated or poorly worded and so I hope you don't think I am trying to be a bastard or anything. Kirk's verse was a tedious read of played shit and JTR's was an average read with a couple of decent moments.

v/ - JTR, he took this battle with fucking ease man.