Shere, who wrote the book on my life? Did he have a good agent? Was he a professional and well known in the advertising business so that the book would sell? That's about what matters when you're selling a book, the content is just a bonus. Of course, with aspiring authors, that extra credit has to make up for the failing grade. So, who is writing my book? Am I? Because I can right some good books.

I'm ready to die, as long as it's not by gruesome torture, aye? Do I want to die? No. I have things I want to accomplish.