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Old 05-23-03, 11:41 PM   #1
Van Ished
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From: Dallas/Jacksonville/Cleveland
In the back of the police car....

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they gots real nice seats, very plush and pretty comfy,
but you can tell where da dog sit at cuz it be gettin kinda lumpy,
da cop ask-ed me my name, I tol' him "Mosquito" clear as I could,
cuz I gots a lisp when I speak, and momma says speak proud an good,
cop says "what you doin wit a bag fulls of money"
I gots real silent so hes assumed I wadn't gone answer,
so wes rode to tha station, and I's waved at people I knew,
they alls waived back an tol me to comeback soon!
the ride was best ever, it felt better den my jaloppy,
boy I wish I could afford me a big ol police car too,
but then we pulled up to da station and da cop tol me ta get out,
I gots real sad cuz I ain't wanna get out,
so I's kicked him in his nuts and he gots all mad at me for some reason,
then they pulled me outta da seat and hollered somethin mean,
and dat was da last time I eva' rode in dat nice car,
but when I gots 'leased, I went and buyed me some seats jus like dem ones I was on,
cuz dey was comfy.......
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