haha lemme guess, you're that dude, who was too lazy to do shit for himself growing up and never had a brain, till one day reality hit him, and he realized it was too late, and ended up living on the long bench, that supposedly some rapist raped a young girl named Kelly Parker on, and slit her throat and pissed on her after. But you still sleep there cuz you always thought Kelly was hot, and it was the closest contact you'd ever get with a girl. So then everytime someone who actually does shit for themselves and actually has a BRAIN, you cuss them out cuz they have such a better life than you.
yup, that sounds just like you