You should write really, really bad amateur porno. Btw, your girl looks like an imp. Write some shit like "I vigorously flux my quadriceps, enconscing my emerald-clad imp with her obsidian locks in my lower embrace; perspiration gleams in a glistening layer upon my noble brow, and I captured her brilliant pearl embellishment in my white-enameled molars and incisors."

Really, really bad porno.