I'm not angry, I'm just annoyed that he has a bias against me that he brought into an otherwise good mag...you can obviously see he's showing favoritism:

Hades, who thinks he's master of the universe
vrs.
Miss Behaving, with an amazing IQ of 182

He's obviously attempting to brag about your intelligence, even though you've clarified you're just good at the tests. You're so modest I feel like eating my ravioli, which I believe I shall do.