...I got 24 hours left... oh shit... nigga first I'm gonna piss...
...Wake up and get head... oh shit... nigga my bed all wet from when I pissed....
...Grab a bottle of Jim Beam... Down it... fall asleep and dream...
...Then I hear a ding... thurr a whore at my door... She better sleep wit me...
...so anyways... I get abducted by aliens from planet four....
...but they gotta big screan... BET... and free porn on animal planet whore...
...so to make a long story short... I pissed my bed got head and got drunk...
...man... I guess my life is more fucked up than even rob thunk...