*Walks onto platform as the crowd goes wild*
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*Holds a conceited stare for 6 seconds*
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*Reaches into back pocket, pulls out 4 pancakes; COUNT THEM, 4 PANCAKES*
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*Throws them into the crowd as girls show their boobies and everybody screams*
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*Gets into the ring and picks up a microphone*
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*Says, "Mimesis will say this; 9th Degree only won last battle because Mimesis didn't want to lay the Mimesis Throwdown and have him put into a coma so early in the series. (Crowd keeps cheering). But, now. . (holds 3 second pause). . BUT NOW. . It is game on. I will say it again, GAME ON. The Mimesis is no longer joking around, Mimesis will post 10 lines; COUNT IT, 10 LINES because that is all Mimesis needs. After Mimesis wins, Mimesis will buy 3 pancakes for everybody!*
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*Crowd erupts in cheer and chants, "Mimesis, Mimesis, Mimesis."*