Mike V? He was talking about stand up acts or something,
Well he should know...he keep reinacting the day his girl dumped him.
That must have hurt son and I'm one for feeling your pain,
Especially for Mike being so horrible...audio equiptment is in shame.
Sure Comedian posted played and is wack, but this is shit,
You have no right to talk, your fat ass puts the hippo in hypocrit.
But I'll switch to the other fuck, he's garbage to the fullest,
So I'm not talking web page design when I dot com with bullets.
I'm not a gangsta here to pop off and drop this fuck,
I mean he serves as a role model for vacuums...teaching them how to suck.
You're so horrible and I'm sorry, but it's kind of sad though,
That the only time you've got it made in the shade...
...is building a text career in my shadow.
Mike says he gets pussy a plenty, but you must understand,
That those are all lies…he’s too busy eating out the palm of my hand.
I smack dudes and send them back in pain,
And then call your girl Igor...the way she keeps giving me brain.
Shit, but this guy does look like Frankenstien, no joke dude,
I'll hit you with my heel and then drop a crate of medical supplies on you.
I run circles around this fool, but when it comes to running he's fucked,
The only track meet he's seen is a clipboard with all the dick he's sucked.