^his pic, also Wet-willy was d/rin' him in a thread. so that's why shit in closer. Anyways let's do this:

*picks up mic*

Lookin' at your pic, I see you suffer from the munchies
Cuz you got enough fat in your cheeks, to feed 7 thirdworld countries
Facin' an "alien" like you? Nope, not what I demanded
Shit, look at the light behind you, man, your mothership jus landed!!
Damn, kid, you're a mistake, wit skater shirt. Dude, you're wack to me
Your birth certificate?...................................... ........
.................................................. .. A sorry letter from condom factories
You could race against turtles and slugs, but couldn't beat 'em
Man, you couldn't come in first, if you replaced Adam in Eden
And you kno Canadian's gay, and always doggy style fuck
Y'all only do it that way, so y'all can BOTH watch the puck
Kid, sittin' wit all that "hair"..... he looks like a "Survivor" nut
If this shit was the show, Drake's not the only thing that should be cut

*beat stops*

Wet Willy shoves his dick up Drake's behind, cuz that shit makes him cushy
Then he shoves it down Drakel's mouth, cuz it's the closest he gets to pussy

*throws mic to the ground and does moon-walk and a handstand*