Come on, Cletus. I've gone platinum, you don't even wear it. And you're supposed to be a rapper*, hahahaha.

Yeah, I fucked Britney,
Diaz, Janet, next I'll get a better chick
While my fuckin' LEFTOVERS are the best you'll ever get
Come on, I've had A-List stars blowin' my cum bubbles
Around the same time you had Star Jones' stunt double

Then ran out on her, and though I think you are queer
I must say, that was the smartest move of your career
Now most guys can make a marriage out of any cheap fuck
But when she's the rich one, don't insist she sign a pre-nup
I don't get it, you pulled one of them Walk of Fame hoes
Who's worth 10 mil, and you still wear the same clothes!?
Shit, for dressin' like that you should be shunned today
Givin' Phat Farm such a bad name...
...you made the Rev. Run away!
Fuckin' A, hear "Popo Zao" once more and I might hurl
'Cuz that shit didn't even appeal to teenage white girls
But for now, I'll lay off your wack rambling, hoe
At least it had more fan base than your reality show
Wtf was that? I'm still trying to find your reason
I've had singles on TRL last longer than that whole season
Believe it, I saw you on tv the other night bro
Pretty much gettin' the Teen Choice Award for "Worst Live Show"
The track was wack, but the title should have you embarrassed
"Lose Control"? You mean like you did with your marriage?
By now, the tabloids are prolly no longer takin' it
You're more known for looking stupid than I am for makin' hits!
Wait, this kid is a rapper now? You ain't keepin' toolies*
I ain't seen a bitch look this fake since the last Madea movie
Bye groupie, fuck K-Fed, no one thinks this cat's ill
He Got Served...and somehow looks even gayer in that film.


Pfft, you're a closet fag? I never woulda guessed, son
Secret's out...
Now your fucked, like how I made Shawn Preston.

*I'm a pop star, so I stereotype rap like most people like me do.

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