Thread: STFU Tryouts
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Old 11-13-05, 01:01 PM   #1
Magic5
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STFU Tryouts

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To join up with most elite squadron on the site, you need to ask yourself a few questions before even attempting to tryout;

1. Do you tell people to STFU?

2. Do you like buttsex?

3. Do you tell people who like buttsex to STFU?


If you answered "yes, no, yes" respectively, then you can now tryout.

To tryout you must do one of the following;

1. Post up ONE link to a previous battle, open mic, poetry, soundclick, etc. If you say in your tryout that you "half assed" or "didn't try" in the one link you post, you will be denied from the squad. We'd rather have somebody who goes all out and isn't that good then somebody who has no pride in their work.

2. Post up a text or audio diss to one of the members in the crew, or the crew itself.

Optional (but will get you large amounts of bonus points);

1. Tell 10 random people to STFU (and post links).

2. Ask 15 people if they like to smoke nutsack (and post links).

3. Admit that you like buttsex (and get immediately denied from the squad).


To get added to our roster, three people who are in the crew need to say "in" to your tryout. On the other hand, if three people say "no," you will not be added.
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