Plug in the shredder and turn the switch...
Laugh at you cause im about to churn this bitch..
Bash ya head against it a few time, soon you die..
Dont be a rude guy, cause you dont have 2 lives..
Throw you in it, and listen as you scream for help..
Listen to it crunch you up as you just yelp...

Next Weapon: Deck Of Cards