Takin' too many steroids, my dicks competing with hemeroids for size
and my balls used to hang bangin' into my thighs, and now they hide
Thinkin' maybe maybe I might, no more out lookin' for pussy at night
Implants, wig and a pussy that's tight, it all sounds so right
Alright, Doc gimme the works, don't just cut that shit hurts
drugs first, stupid motherfuckin' bastard go buy me a skirt
Gas comin' in a lovin' feelin' like the life of a player dealin'
Dreaming about alients and military opperations
woke up and wish I never got that opperation
Stucked a dick to my head with a permanent errection
Is this for real doc, fix it or I'll get a second oppinion
Pissin out of the cunt on my arm, I didn't know I had one
too much trouble lets mass suicide, you go first, dont run
straight after you O.G. life just aint that much fun

Edit; next can be a virgin 16 y.o. girl with a mustache on crack
or if thats too fucked up... A nazi who rapes his dog

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