Throwback post!!!!!!!!!!! damn..... this shyt is from 05...lmao...CLASSIC!!!





06-16-05, 02:28 PM #1
Ill-Grammatix
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Herbs of RV... The Talk Show That Tells It Like It Is

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This is my new one-way conversational thread with RV's own herbs, specially hand-picked by yours truly ...Ill-Grammatix!!! This is an all factual thread... no lies, no rumors... straight up facts supported with evidence... so don't be getting all salty when the world of RV sees the truth behind all the bullshyt and the smokescreens... after all...i thought everyone was tryna get some "exposure" for they work... don't worry... i gotcha backs... omma expose a whole lot of muhfukkaz on this site... it's been well overdue and the time has come to clean up RV....and with that let's start this off with a bang...

our first guest on Herbs of RV is known to us all... he's got over 50 battles under his belt... claims he runs RV... it's been said that he is the first ever...and i do mean "the first ever"... in the history of net battles... on any site across the globe... to accomplish this remarkable feat.... and today we just wanna acknowledge this dude for what he's done for RV... for us... making our day and making this site the entertainment cess pot that it has come to be... so with out further adieu....let's welcome to da board (keyboard, that is)... the man of the hour.... MARVJAY1009!!!!!


Hey Marv... the people wanna know... how's it feel to be the first ever loser of a no-show battle? that's right folks... Marvjay has succesfully become the only person on RV to lose a text battle to someone who didn't even show up!!!! Good job, dickweed!
Actually, it wasn't really a good job at all... peep game...

i really cant believe a battlin with marv..came from dis lame mouth.
4 da simple fact dat his punches like "soccer games" they "played-out".
cant cum wit own barz dis scary hoe bites,dis is key'd fam i rarley go write.
how smart is daz? he thought puttin a "keyboard on a radio" was a "sterio-type".
im simply da most sick b!....its like 'i went away' all ya punches "miss me".
i laugh any dis kid speak's...he's a fuckin puppet takin order's from Da ViNCi.
its easy im battlin daz y go hard..lol u know marv probly fuckin yo broad.
daz verse's are like "saloons in da wild wild west" they "OLD-BaRS".
yes i worded it rite..daz ur a kid i was freestylin when u was learnin 2 write.
afta dis pink slip he gon use his alis JaCKRaM then ima murder him twice.
rite now he nervous & tight,im hood fam u neva left da suburbs in ya life.
dis herb is just nice?..no givin "jordan a std"'s da only time u "burnin da mike".
like "$" dis bitch a "fold",only "impact u'll have on da world" is if u "hit a globe".
battle marv 4 a pink slip,think bitch!! u'll have a betta chance dissin strobe.
i merk bitches u wont be da 1st or da last hore,daz dis is whut u asked 4.
yeah he talk like a thug behind "WiNDOWS" xp but off he gota "GLaSS" jaw.

wow...sum'n special ain't it? Marv... what was the motivation behind this piece? was it boredom?... writer's block?... was it used against you in a recent battle? c'mon.... let the people know what inspired you to write some shyt like this and think you could get away with it?
no comment? great...

moving right along... the thing that i found interesting about this battle was the response... not even 2 lines totaled!!!! I mean, i thought i was watching a re-run of the source awards or some shyt...

chec this shyt out:

have the win, im off the site now anyways...
shoutout to council n my boiz..pz

Marv, I don't know how you did it but you managed to lose this one by votes...an astounding 5-0!!! wus ya secret? natural talent? hard work and dedication to da craft? random shyt you just write down through the course of the day?

any comments?...no?.. oooooooooooooo-kay! well, we at Herbs of RV (that would be me) and the countless number of members and all they aliases would like to congratulate you on this amazing feat and contribution to the RV community... many continued successes to you and I hope ya legacy lives on forever!

hey...that's all we really have time for today ladies and gentleman.... join us for part two of marvjay's humiliation when we discuss how he calls people out about no-shows when he leads that category hands down....

and then in part 3...nah..we'll keep you guys in suspense on that one for now...
until then...love , peace, and hair grease ... and if ya get caught slippin' then ya musta been talkin' slick to a can of oil!!!
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