You shouldn't even be called that, you are a disgrace to TV's,
People want to see a game, they can actually see me,
Your screen is made out of straight liquid?,
So if I bust a nut on it, it'll get all mix-ed,
What happens if I leave you on too long?,
You burn out, like Randy Savage, that Macho song,
You're a waste of money, people only see you when they go to the movies,
Trying to get a fixed position to watch TV, calling hey susies,
What more, this dude breaks easier than bully's stealing pencils,
Too much picture can be bad, like watching wooly's feeling menstruals.

Blah, real quick, hard to think of stuff.

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