UserName:

Kemp is a fucking killer, he's murderous, he's too cruel to touch
I seen him have 2 people murdered......when he matched you two with us
We could both be wack, both be crap, both be fat fiends and shit
It doesn't matter, you're already facing a tag team that tag teamed ur bitch
Fuck's up with ur lines, dudes... you fags are like wackness times 2
Dumbasses, last time they said something intelligent, it involved my IQ
I seen Daubs' profile, so he likes AIM, MSN, and Yahoo? wow that's set right
Cuz just like the icons, 2 men and a Y?, we ask the same about ur sex life

Mets:

Instead of some actual talent, we gotta get these two dork Brits
When both of their girls are more about Mets than half of New York is
I'm sorry, I can't take 2 British people serious, you all talk the same
But still, this shit feels like we're facing a watered down soccer gang
Daubs is a smoker? cool, but ur still a scrub like the life of a Brillo
And E.C. only gets cottonmouth when Daubs has him bitin' the pillow
So I'll be pipin' your widows, it's in my nature to have faggots killed
While the only thing in your nature, are Tulips, Daisies and Daphodills