X squared to the second degree minus the negative of Y,
He started thinking about the answer to be as he adjusted his tie.
Finally after much thought he just put the book away,
Today was the day that finally he was gonna be able to have his say.
Laws are so rediculous, no alligators in the streets of Michigan,
They can't tie them to the firehydrants? What a contradiction.
The largest man in the world couldn't walk more than 10 feet,
Until he was out of breath and had to go and take a seat.
Just like the LA Lakers, there was no way that he could be beat,
Just because he knew all of the Star Trek episodes didn't make him a geek.
As walked up to a girl he rehearsed the lines in his head again,
Almost there...but oh the stopper of game...the girls best friend.
He waits until she leaves, and starts to move forward with a grin too,
About 5 feet away he stopped and wondered, what did he get himself into?
He said 'hey there', already messing up he couldn't stop though,
'What's groovy?' what the hell was he thinking where could he go?
The girl just stands there laughing, he can't tell at or with him,
So he said 'fuck it' a little too loud and decided to try it again.
He tried flirting 'look at your hair! *messes up*, what is he doing?
She is suddenly taken with two people who are loudly argueing.
He slaps her on the shoulder, and she turns around mad,
He asks her about the newest fashion, weird look..what about a fad?
Finally he just says 'Will you go to prom with me?'
She simply says no, he's so sad and wonders what is wrong with me?
What he didn't realize is that no matter how many hours you study dating,
There is still a chance that she will say no and you end up failing.
But he couldn't do anything and with no game he couldn't even try it,
But his life is a movie, 'The 40 Year Old Virgin' now go ahead and buy it.

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