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Old 07-30-06, 02:50 PM   #11
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SPuL & JTR

I'm gon be kickin' this kid's ass so bad, leave him brusin' black and blue
The way my boot leggin DL so much, the music industry will try and sue
a DL line... seriously, you couldn't do better ??
Both y'all are jokes. And I think it might be right for me to note..
That I shouldn't mention your names...
..either that or get accused of biting jokes
weak wording, not hard at all..
Lama's on RM's dick. bro be advised your upon theft
So its no wonder David Wright's and rewords have half of Mets concepts
this was pretty good..
And Philly, I think you're wack. I confess, I might be a hater
But dude you Benadict for so long, I could arrest you for being a traitor
not bitten, but fucking played and weak..
I'm blazin' right by y'all. You can just call it a breeze
And watch me rip up PhD, like I was shreddin' my college degree
ok, the nameplay was weak and forced..
Lama keeps his computer runnin' 24/7. You need to get a life, it's true
Cuz you know you're a couch potatoe...
...when your computer gets more exercise than you!
FUCK!! I should slap you rite now...
You rose to the top of tag tourney, but ima burn you clown
& you'll think my verse is a real bitch, the way it turns you down
this was meh... wording needs to be better
I drop like an animal, so it's understandable that ima beat on ya
Cuz when it comes down to animal instinct, Jackal eat Llama
this was fucking weak... do better..
Fucking f'real, you're the worst one here, i'll toss you aside
Cuz the weakest Islam, no wonder Muslims commit suicide!
this was decent, a played flip though..
I'm coming out the gate swinging, so you'll be taken out
When I hit ya rib cage so hard, your heart'll get arrested for breakin' out
these types of punches have to be RAW... this was ok
Muhfucka, when I throw fists, just know I wreckin' victims
One punch, leave ya head twistin' till they bring a priest in for exorcism
played to fuck, ok flip though... I guess..
Big homo transvestite, i'll take you out, with kicks until ya ass is hurt
What's worse, he read ^^^^^^^^^ that
...then put on his dress & grabbed his purse
i've seen like 6 punches using the same concept, this was probably the worst one...


VS.


David Lama & Young Philly

J wants me to expose spul, dont ya see whats happening?
why else would he not do all that but yet come here to tag with him?
weak, should've been harder..
that paragraph before ya verse is some for real stupid shit
I mean, how can you biting be played when you still doing it?
again, should be harder...
everyone knows I fathered ya style jack, so this aint fair you see
dont need to take the t out ya name to see what u are compared to me
MY GOD!! You called him JR... meh, that is weak..
I peeped the past tag tourneys, no one was writing dope
we the 1st tag champs that arent a joke,
,,,while spul’s tagged champ at biting jokes
GAY!!! FALSE!! That is all!
I wont joke about ya girl, but last week I was hitting that snatch
while last week u bit a joke, & the real joke was u winning that match
again, FALSE!! the last part to the 2nd line was ok..
the proofs above my verse, even ya partner cant fight for u
Quote:
Originally Posted by JTR (vs. Spul)
cuz The kid really can’t take a joke, unless it’s from a site or two

still on that concept, move on... its NOT FUCKING TRUE
You wish u were nice, I’ma leave this man more ripped
Cuz u benadict for so long u decided to bite that line & get banned for it
right, this was ok.. but it could've been flipped so much better
This aint a handicap match, nothing they post’s tight
its us vs. Spul and J…J standing for Jack AND Joke-sites
weak, plain and simple..
You shouldn't cheat, fuck you up? I'll give it a whirl
Last time I was caught pullin punches...
...I was into deep fisting your girl
lol, this was pretty funny..
Philly’s better than Jack, plus I must got u scared don
Cuz this is P / J...& anyone reading Jack’s verse should have a pair on
pretty cool..
I'm dropping you, no you can't fuckin top me dude
J’s the only dude who sucks for work & sucks at his hobby too
ok, i aint gonna waste time finding the link... BUT THIS IS BITTEN
You not as nice as Philly, kid is grimey man
After this we'll both rock shit on our wrists...
me a chain…you a hospital ID band
AND SO THE FUCK IS THIS.... CONCEPT IS ANYWAY!!


Fuck man, after all the bitching and moaning. This battle was a fucking waste of my time. Both teams dropped beyond ass and the fact is, Lama/Philly probably had like two decent bars in this battle, and SPuL/JTR had one. The rest was played to fuck, false personals, and corny ass shit that needs erasing completely. And as for Lama, if you are looking for biters then look at your partner... because I KNOW that those last two bars are bitten. At least by your definition anyway. But, I ain't about to waste my time bringing links and quotes showing some dude biting a concept or two. The fact is, probably every battler on the net has re-used some one elses concepts, intentionally or unintentionally. So, when it comes down to finally making a decision on who won... I'll go with Lama and Philly, because at least Philly had the decency to drop at least two decent punches.

On the real though, this battle sucked ass... it doesn't even deserve a vote from anyone in my opinion because all of the bullshit has let it down. But, I have wasted all this time and so I'll vote just to get this over with.

V/ - Lama & Philly
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