wut kinda dude am i? gettin sued and accused
by ne bitch that spews some bullshit in the news
about these dues and debts, cuz she say i groped her chest
so i go cocky like rodney, cuz u know i get "no respect!"
no sweat, i just wrote a check, tryiin to get
this noose loose from my throat and neck
i swear, she lucky i never left her wit bullet holes
it aint funny, i got the money, leavin u full of those
so until the next time u see me caught in the spotlight
u think twice 'fore u bite me, knowin these indictments r not right

next person: eminem