Thread: PLL mag-Week 17
View Single Post
Old 01-24-06, 01:30 PM   #2
noname
Coming to Kill you All
 
noname's Avatar
 
Posts: 7,424
IP:


Finished Recap
17. E.C vs. 18. Paramik
Nothing
Vs
It's like biblical punishments, and the prophets? All are heretics.
Said he want’s me to drop a dope verse but all E.C.’s is Paramik.
.

.
.
Winner:Paramik

19. Gkillaz05 vs. 20. o.O
This little baby cant "drop shit" becuase he is wearin' a diaper...
Cant make up punchlines, you even have to bite for the Chyper...

He got caught bitten in the 1-2 PunchLine Chyper!
Vs
Canada's finest? You prove Canadians can't rap...I knew you were bullshit
Kid you'd fail in killin' yourself ...like 'depressed parapalegics' with no wrists

Someone outta let that dumbass Gkillaz know that it's cypher,not chypher.And it ain't no spelling error.Mutha fucker spelt it wrong TWICE in one post.The drop shit/diapher thing that he had in the 1st line is played out.And he didn't even post proof of oo biting in the cypher.ANd yet...voters still vote for Gkilz.THEY are stupid as fuck.

Winner:Gkillaz...but he mad gay,he doesn't deserve it.

23. RetsazD vs. 24. Aimez
Nothing
Vs
Dicks In Yo Mouth Dog You Didnt even Show...Like a Pimple Thats Popped
And This Is Just The weakest line Youll Ever See from me When I

.
.
.
.
Winner:aimez

25. G.O.D vs. 26. GC
Nothing
Vs
u didnt need to check this battle u already takin a loss
should cross out ur punches then nail u to the fuckin cross
.
..


Winner:GC

27. D-mat vs. 28. Shady Lady
.
.
.
.

DOUBLE NO SHOW FUCKAS!!

29. Legend vs. 30. Narc-Uzi
Nothing
Vs
CHECK IN
.

..

Winner:NArc-UZi

31. Weak Minded vs. 32. B.I.Detained
This dudes been Detained for so long he should give it arrest
Battling me...? Must be stupid
You'll get ripped n flushed faster than a failed pregnancy test
Vs
First time here in this punchline league & Mimesis didn't stay true
cuz he said he'd put me against nobody, but even he's better than you

B.I Detained had a somewhat ok concept.I mean,it was a lil' played and all,but it still could have worked if he worded it better.Aparently,mimesis said he'd put him against nobody.So BI said nobody is better than weak minded.Worded bad.Weak Minded came played..but it was still something.

Winner:weak Minded

33. Haiku Sylabis vs. 34. NeFisTo
Kids a fake rip off of nebisco cookies.... ya see...
Psa Dynasty?
Death by me is the only way you could die-nasty
vs
Five Seven Five Syllubis is Sticken to that Seventeen..
With Anerexic Punches..
Hes Like Mary Kate How he comes Light+cant Compare-To-Me..

Nefisto's first line was an attempt at nameplay.Which failed.Failed misarebly.But his punch was decent.Based off the fact that mary kate is anerexic.Haiku came played.Really played.I used die-nasty line last summer...when I was a newb.And even then cats said it was played.

Winner:Nefisto

35. Trey MethodZ vs. 36. Wicked One
Dude the Punch is like steel..an u had a open frame when i hit ya
I broke his neck so far to the right...hes about to fall out the picture
vs
Talk your shit, I’ll applaud your bravery, you’ll take a loss for it...
This whole website wouldn’t Dig Trey if they were Archaeologists...

No idea really.I'm guessing wicked had a picture in his avy,where's he's all the way to the right.But when I looked at this battle,I saw nothing in wicked avy.His punch was good.Just he broke the rules...

Winner:trey methodz

37. Xplosive vs. 38. Venture
master plan? sorry man but writin doesnt cut it bud,
his name may be 'xplosive', but this kids just a dud.
vs
He’s a master in the ‘Croft’ of losin, this punk’s never came hard
And I ain’t a ‘tomb raider’ when I ‘add-Venture’ to the ‘graveyard’

Xplosive's one didn't seem logical.Tomb raider means you raid a tomb.Going inside of it and doing shit.Putting someone in a grave yard doesn't have anything to do with that.But man,venture sucked here.His first line..wtf is he talking about by "writing doesn't cut it"?I bet he,himself doesn't even know wtf he talking about.

Winner:Xplosive.

39. Da UFC vs. 40. MexicanGuy89
Check in
vs
Nothing
.

.
Da UFC wins


41. Snypa vs. 42. Common
so many "Periods" and this "Pussy" still got a Bad-"Flow"//
Common couldnt push "Weight" picking a fight with "Fat"-Joe
vs
Periods pussy and flow Sounds like you avertising for tampons gay
Fuck canadan...
Talked to you on AIM today and all yours stupid ass said was.. Aye

What....the....fuck...Common didn't even drop a punch.So you talk to the dude and he said "aye".Well,so what?Is there something wrong with saying "aye"?What the fuck do you want common?Would you like him to say "I love you"?

Winner:snypa

Send a message via AIM to noname