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a guy named "Myself", he wuz depressed, he would sit and contemplate
then hiz girl called him up like "hey wuts goin on? im late"
he found out tha condom broke, he impregnated hiz girl
n plus he got an STD, so now he hated tha world
moms kicked him out.he needed food, and lotion fo hiz rash
so... he tried 2 win verbal emotions fo tha cash
$100 could put food in hiz body fo tha next week
but 1st round he got k.o.'d by a godly magic sex beast
named KOOL
he packed hiz shit, hiz baby mother n kid
couldnt afford an apartment, so they moved under a bridge
he shouldve stuck wif skateboardin and hardcore rock
but he tried rap, now hiz mattress iz a cardboard box
layin there, high, smokin sum sherm wif hiz bitch
how'd he afford that?? ... he's got sperm on hiz lips
anyway, they layin there hungry, lookin at graffitti covered walls
when he asks somebody fo sum change, they say "go suck yo muthaz ballz"
they starvin. but they got sum shitty couch from 1980-sumthin
hiz girl's like "OMMFG, i think tha babys commin!!"
they cant support it, so he kicks her. ouch, hobo style abortion
they throw tha corpse in tha river n let it float out into tha ocean
now he's like "fuck this shit" he wants 2 git a gun n go insane
thoughts of homicide/suicide start runnin thru hiz brain
but he dont have a gat, so he takes a broken peice of glass
slashes hiz girls throat wif it, she grabs her throat, chokin and she gasps
then he stabs it thru hiz stomach. its no wonder he did
cuz that spicca got fucked frum livin under tha brigde
lmao
werd