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Old 10-30-05, 08:40 AM   #11
Vaskez
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(Daubs)
Hotshh think he's dope..but still he cant even think up 40 lines
'cause his ego's bout to be injured...while im still sporting mine
^^ok bit of wordplay
send your concepts to the recycle bin, we know youve used em before
'so you can just get bandwidth eachother...
.......so RV wont have a connection anymore
^^ok wordplay, not really harsh
Solo biggin up hotshh.....its only because he respects fam
'cos in reality, wedding's is the only time your the best,man
^^lol
solo claimed he was a UK head, he must have been mentally impaired
so i told him to stick to his roots..
....and he went and gelled his hair
^^heh not too bad but not too harsh
fuck nick fletcher...id rather nick horse shit than that sly prick
'cos they both fuckin stink..but atleast shit dont try and hide it
^^meh
this coward wouldnt help his fam, even if they were losing mans
'Cause this ausie never turns back...like broken boomerangs
^^blah
He gotta kid, please it must be due to technology, like lasers
cause solo skipper puberty, so how we expect him to razor
^^heh ok
I be makin legends, but TE's like sculptures, they just making wax
so il addore your lines to make it certain you dont make the draft
^^ok
You aint detest mate, you say your ill but your only givin clues
'cos its like we moved to france the way you were predicted toulose
^^ok wordplay but kinda pointless bringin it in like that
you aint even a crew..its a bootcamp where your schooled, moron
cause all i see is pupils.....when eyebrows the TE forum
^^ cool bit of wordplay, not harsh
hotshh jacks shit, from lines to spray cans..the sketchers next
cause he gonna nick your bars...even if you aint fletcher best
^^seems a bit forced but not bad
Me and EC gonna post soon,u like shy kids on cam. you aint 1,2 show first.
And manure wack, so the start of this line describes your whole verse
^^ok kinda played wordplay
You spit with no curse, flippin coins or sniper shooting,i know im the best
cause while I give you details...
........i'l just take their heads
^^take down details, so shouldn't it be take down their heads? Either way, not too bad
You can write your lines, il sup em slowly, to make the shit last
and when was the last time i said alchy and i didnt make the draft
^^heh pretty cool wordplay but it's self glory
We wont starve mate,we can even give wings without bird hunting
Cos you 2 feed enough...to supply all of the 3rd world countries
^^meh
You aint a G'd up criminal, im stringin the shots while you come up short
Cause he ran away saying he's too young.......when i offered him to court
^^blah
Im spittin the truth, cause it bends, but not that far though
but still il lie you two bitches on the ground, then announce cargo
^^heh not too bad
We english heads, no bronx just estates, and the win ours so let go
Cause while me and EC take all the votes, you two G's just ghett0
^^pretty cool

Daubs had a lot of creative wordplay but failed to make a lot of it into a harsh diss, which is the whole point of this


(EC)
the two biggest jokers in this tourney, you guys are funny but spread curses,
and you both comedians, coz the only thing were laughing at is ya verses,
^^played

i can't help but laugh at you solo, in the PLL all we see you do is brag,
fuck.. the only reason mim wants you in it, is so you can do the mag,
^^simple
see. thats the only thing ya good at.. n hotshh. yeh he loves me the most,
in fact, so much the dude put my name under his fucking posts!*,
^^not a diss
look at these punches getting swung at you two, it's like im writing a sin...

Quote:
Originally Posted by hotshh!
we should DQ his ass

why... coz thats the only way u can garentee the win?,
^^simple
it's not even a competition people, me n daubs got you beat,
n you two got style?... the only thing ya used to flossin is ya teeth,**
^^extremely played, and yeah we get it w/o the explanation, lol, flossin is american slang, not UK as far as I know cos I live in the UK but heard it in american rap first
ya breath stinks like ya concepts, give up or at least start tippin em,
coz we just see the same lines from hotshh! with a couple of extra flips in em,
^^ok
your u.ks bitch faggot.... ill slap this nobhead and leave him struck off,
nobody likes you man, even ya user title is telling you to fuck off!,
^^simple but ok
see you two both got me pissed off... now imma bring some pane,
and leave you black and blue...
...like your fucking windows were stained,
^^kinda forced wordplay, ok tho
TE are wack, your all overrated inactiveness not a myth see,

Quote:
Originally Posted by hotshh!
TE is so inactive its shameful

... see even hotshh! has to agree with me,
^^not harsh at all
lets see ya name solo, wern't it ice-d? they've got a fanbase with you,
and i'd talk about skills... but you might go and nick their style too,
^^heh ok
solo tries to pimp girls on rv... but got vexed coz spul got in there first,
n yet i still can't figure out if it's ya punches or your looks thats worse,
^^simple
let's finish shit! im droppin hot... and flechters gettin fresh like cattle,
d/r aint in this.. coz they'll peep ya verse n think they saw Da Rong battle!
^^meh ok

nothing really wack, but nothing really outstanding either, your wit level was too simple for my liking in this verse
also your lines were really stretched


(Hot)
Give it up, I dont even know what u Spitting ya Verse For
Aint hard to see you Fell off quicker than Cripples on Surf boards
^^come on man this is newb style comparison punch
You got murdered last round for Dropping ya Dumb verses
How you was a quotable away from getting OWNED by one Person?
^^cant remember if it's true, but if so, pretty harsh personal, not bad
So approach me Nervously or have a fucking blast in the Emergency
cause when I Land-mine...ya ass'll blow quicker than the Insurgency
^^not too bad
With punches like that your sexuality is EC to Debate
Ya Dull and Daubs is WITTY....But thats when he goes out on a Date
^^forced
Bring ya tag partner, fuck it bring ya crew..they cant Handle Us
Cuz if they talking bout LL it'll be the dude that battled Canibus
^^not too harsh
So fuck da crew bashing, And ya Audio depends on Whose Asking
Cuz I cant get my lyrics to sound as harsh as this Dudes Accent
^^sayin an accent is harsh is not really insulting...and trust me, yank or aussie accents sound just as retarded to UK peeps as vice versa, lol
So watch as EC gets blessed like Fahallahs Cathedral
Daubs I'll make you leave the Ring, two like Somara the Sequel
^^heh ok
Nuccah, Atom to the list of those we've Slay'd and Leave Played
I'll fucking Part-he in half WITHOUT Pinietas or DJ's
^^pretty cool
Now Daubs can come decent, but him over there's a Frail One
EC you BLOW.....And I aint talking bout when Daubs gets his Nails Done
^^blah gay-style punch
Look, I'm Deading ya Health, and put ya Head on a Shelf

Quote:
Originally Posted by Daubs
's Hot since he KO'ed me

Daubs I couldnt have said it Better Myself.........
^^so? You coulda used that quote a LOT better


NICK FLETCHER

Lookin at ya crew, I’ll give it a 7……that’s how I got you scored
I’ll admit LL is a real nice crew, until Mimesis get’s bored
^^not too harsh
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But fuck that. This about these UK bitchez, I’ll tear up ya lines
So hotshh! get the tea ‘n’ crumpets, and we’ll have a ripping good time.
^^blah EVERY battle against UK-ers there's a tea and crumpets line - PLAYED as all hells

Quote:
Originally Posted by Daubs
yeah i know....

ima elevate there n get DR here eventually lmao.

^^ Daubs got aspirations to have d/r’s, rite now he’s got none
So it looks like ya in need of serious elevation,
……in more ways than one!!
^^lol corny but funny


Quote:
Originally Posted by E.C
yeeh.. i got in the punchline league on rb now...

^^ and it seems E.C is following suit, but he’s got an acquired taste
…hence his elevation stops once he hits RB’s waist.
^^ewww, s'ok

Right, so ya made it to the Semi’s, but kids I hate to kill ya hopes
Thought ya had power in here, until L.I. said he won’t fix the votes
^^lol
Ya sig’s still rockin’ ya only accomplishment, so I must say WOW
..but E.C I gotta tell ya, no one half-good does that now
^^heh
Daubs ya set for a sonning, but only one time for this journey
But I can double the beatin’ on E.C..
..like how I owned him twice in one tourney!!
^^ok
E.C …ure wack & daubs is good, I don’t wanna be mean
..but Half-Assed just officially became the new name for ya team
^^kinda meh but kinda funny
Yea u fuckin homo! U know ya gone lose ya little hoe twat
..cuz I’ll break ya verse down UK Style!! ……”total bollocks ‘ol chap!!”
^^lol funny but not really that witty
Now I used to live in the UK, but I’ll still rag on it really harsh..
And I know you like that UK slang, so please..
………”SHOVE IT UP URE ARSE!!”
^^wack, dude
E.C = Explicit Content……Most def!! He’s got the porn off the shelf
So whilst I play with E.C’s name, E.C just plays with himself.
^^meh
I was gonna do a nameplay on Daubs, but hey, fuck that sucka..
I’ll play on his user title cuz we can all agree,
……we hate them UK Fuckers!
^^you shouldn't rely on punches that only a certain fraction of the voters might like, this aint really good
And Daubs agree’s……that’s why he knows he won’t get the kill
But danny, I will give you some praise…after all, no other fucka will
^^meh
Daubs ya sig defines ya RV career, cuz it really don’t go well
Just a bitch runnin’ below bein’ a living legend, then u tripped ‘n’ fell
^^heh ok
Oh well, don’t feel bad kid, cuz you ain’t the worst by a might
Cuz yo boy E.C wud have a lot of “fight torque”…if he cud spell it right
^^blah
Borrow money from ya country for weapons to have ya journey slowed
..or I cud just straight beat yo ass, either way I’ll have UK owed
^^cool, more like what I was expecting from you

Quote:
Originally Posted by Daubs
me and EC gotta habit of causin upsets.

That’s ya thing for this tourney, I’m proud u’ve got ya self a gimmick
..and I guess it’s true, everyone’s been upset since L.I. allowed you in it
^^hehe, kinda funny
But now you against some real competition, I’m a rip you dudes
..cuz the only heat you bring to the table, is when you burn ure food!!
^^blah
Got ya self an in-crew tourney, it’s the only way u gettin’ glory
..you dominate that shit like hardcore sex……but, that’s another story.
^^almost worked, needed better wording
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So…to sum these hoez up, let me think……now, what to say ??
Shit, I got 3 words for you two and ya country..
……………FUCK U…………K!!
^^no no no, surely you KNOW that U...K wordplay is played to hell?






I think this was VERY close, but EC and Hot let it down for me a bit, Daubs and Nick both came slightly better, but I think Daubs won it overall, very close though (damn gotta stop spending so long on voting)

v/Daubs and EC
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Fee Fi Fo Fum, now bitch I'm a giant
And your ass is like Jack, but your magic beans is wack
Skills is what you lack
I'm like a Benz, you ain't even like a Cadillac
Ya more like a Reagal
I'm a pittbull and you's a beagel