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Old 08-04-08, 03:39 PM   #5
JTR
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Originally Posted by Lay Fear
Kirk vs JTR -
hmm..Kirks been on a roll..an after a no show win last week I think JTR will still be cold an not come with enough heat to take this. Kirk Wins


Quit actin up like I need massive luck, Jack’s a nut, plus Kirk is ass and sucks
Yo Lay! You really oughtta let the oil prices drop before you gas him up
I smash this chump, in a fight he'd prolly start to cry if I was steppin
Then his body would get more Goosebumps then an R.L. Stine collection
My mind's a weapon, why u steppin? Get ya spinal severed and cracked bitch
Kirk wants to flirt with death so bad I’ll leave condoms in his casket
Jack's pimp, amazin in bed & slayin ya mommy: a slut who’s broken from sex
I thought Pitfall was a game for Atari until ya mom spread open her legs
Blazin the set? This cheap dummy's as played as it gets & a flavourless noob
Whose verses are sooooo old fashioned
..they should rock leather jackets & gator skin shoes
Girls hate you & boo, my girls amazing in bed, I get the greatest of sex
Only time Kirk's bitch is off the chain is when he's dating his pet
& is he gangsta? LOL sure, you can catch him in his basement hiding out
Cuz he’s stolen cars & shot people
…in GTA4 and doesn’t want his strict parents finding out
Just cry and pout cuz ur cheap, ugly, get no pussy, you’re wack and lame
& ur eyes are sooooo Krusty they could make Bart & Lisa laugh for days
Plus your ass is gay, it’s no wonder why bitches aint nailin him
And are more scared to get tongued then Lieutenant Ripley was in Alien
Speaking of aliens he WISHES girls would be choking on his dingdong
But listen Kirk i aint talkin Startrek when i say ull never get a chick to Klingon
U won't ever get ya fling on unless I help you out, I swear I’m a pimp!
Besides I see you need some training brah
since that’s what chicks u get wear on their tits
Haha, and i can drop fake personals and win cuz you aint lethal or got skill
And stunt like such a jackass you could co-star with Steve-O & Knoxville
On the real ur bitch had my throat in a gag, anorexic lookn like bones in a bag
But yo, where the fuck did Layfear find a pic of ur bitch to post in the mag??

I hate being predicted to lose, y'all musta forgot!!
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