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Old 08-08-08, 07:45 PM   #8
LPMNDCTE
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Quit actin up like I need massive luck, Jack’s a nut, plus Kirk is ass and sucks
Yo Lay! You really oughtta let the oil prices drop before you gas him up
Descent, but seen alot stuff on gas and econonmy into punches
I smash this chump, in a fight he'd prolly start to cry if I was steppin
Then his body would get more Goosebumps then an R.L. Stine collection
Nice wordplay
My mind's a weapon, why u steppin? Get ya spinal severed and cracked bitch
Kirk wants to flirt with death so bad I’ll leave condoms in his casket
Nice
Jack's pimp, amazin in bed & slayin ya mommy: a slut who’s broken from sex
I thought Pitfall was a game for Atari until ya mom spread open her legs
sex/legs barely rhyme man, but this was original so it til connected
Blazin the set? This cheap dummy's as played as it gets & a flavourless noob
Whose verses are sooooo old fashioned
..they should rock leather jackets & gator skin shoes
lol
Girls hate you & boo, my girls amazing in bed, I get the greatest of sex
Only time Kirk's bitch is off the chain is when he's dating his pet
descent, i used a similar concept a while back
& is he gangsta? LOL sure, you can catch him in his basement hiding out
Cuz he’s stolen cars & shot people
…in GTA4 and doesn’t want his strict parents finding out
nice
Just cry and pout cuz ur cheap, ugly, get no pussy, you’re wack and lame
& ur eyes are sooooo Krusty they could make Bart & Lisa laugh for days
dope man
Plus your ass is gay, it’s no wonder why bitches aint nailin him
And are more scared to get tongued then Lieutenant Ripley was in Alien
barely descent
Speaking of aliens he WISHES girls would be choking on his dingdong
But listen Kirk i aint talkin Startrek when i say ull never get a chick to Klingon
nice
U won't ever get ya fling on unless I help you out, I swear I’m a pimp!
Besides I see you need some training brah
since that’s what chicks u get wear on their tits
nice
Haha, and i can drop fake personals and win cuz you aint lethal or got skill
And stunt like such a jackass you could co-star with Steve-O & Knoxville
lol
On the real ur bitch had my throat in a gag, anorexic lookn like bones in a bag
But yo, where the fuck did Layfear find a pic of ur bitch to post in the mag??
descent



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You brought the thunder, cat. Expected as much since your girl is a cheap whore,
Cause I'm always standin' over that bitch yellin' "HOOE," waving my meat sword,
descent
Bro, you think you got fans but your performance causes rooms to be empty,
With only one bitch on the floor screamin' "JOSHUA... sorry excuse for an MC,"
lol
And lmao at you crying about a no-show. That just proves you're a sore gay,
I ain't seen a bitch fit that bad since your chick tried to step through a doorway,
lol
You got a loss and round two you're droppin' with vengeance but fuck it dude,
Everybody still laughs at your second coming... as soon as a bitch touches you,
descent
You broke bitch. Can't afford food or water so you're worthless to me, dawg,
I didn't know how you survive... then I saw how many fuckin' verses you feed off,
descent
And as for no-shows? You'll debate that they're scared to fuck with a fine, g,
Don't worry faggot, I'll face you... Just for the fact that I don't trust you behind me,
nice
And Jacks a late bloomer. All the bitches deny you cause you're weak and slow,
Shit... You only JUST now tore up a Taco for the first time three weeks ago,
barely descent
I bet you think your lines are stonin' me and somehow this dudes a rebel,
But how can you pass as a serial killer, when all you do is throw fruity pebbles?
barely descentkl
And I heard you do karate or some shit. It's lie so don't say that noise isn't,
But you prolly do tae bo......ws in your hair and hope that the boys dig it,
nice
Reusin' old concepts and shit, man. Doin' that bro, you're fightin' for last,
I'd think you were tryin to reduce ya carbon footprint, how you recycle your trash,
barely descent
This battle is bullshit and Jack knows it. You even having a power rank's trash,
I bet your proud riding the coat tails of a no-show all the way to the champ match,
barely descent, seen the concept before
Now, race isn't an issue in this statement. But pedo you better recognize,
You a cracker, jack. Wantin' little boys diggin' inside you for a "special prize,"
lol
And with that verse you might get one vote. But whoever thinks ya dope is wrong,
You better just hope I don't leave links to the other battles that I voted on.
barely descent

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Of course this will be the battle of the week. You guys both showed an enormous amount of strength in this champ match. I felt that JTR had a more consistent verse so:

Vote - JTR
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