ayo, i gut no idea wut clinton is doin right now, so we gon rewind bak 2 when he wus president aiight.. shit jus fo kicks...

yo so i woke up thismornin, in tha presidential bedroom
my dicks on hard.........i feel like startin a baby boom
head out tha room......on down 2 tha oval office
secretaries 2 me........all i see is sex offers
pick tha first one in tha room......wearin black dress
nuttin but selulite, but shit.. my life is stress
cant blame me for wantin 2 hard sex this bitch
i need pussy so bad my stomach startin 2 stitch
im rich! i shud be able 2 git... any pussy i see
but theres a demonic gate keeper tryin 2 stop me
her names hillary.. sure we sposed 2 be cool
but she jus sum baby mama shit, i aint no fuken fool
im tha president, fo fuck sake, bill clinton that is
i order bitches 2 git down n swallow presidential jizz
so back 2 tha story i wus fellin kinda nauty..
"damn, whuts yo name mami?"...................(small pause)
"sir, im monika lewinske, at cha service, i monitor calls
but sure i wud love 2 quit that n jus get down suckin yo balls"
n thats what she did, sucked dick fasta then a 100 meter sprint
shit, n that started the case.....presidential impeachment

word up, next person.... rodney king

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