my name is Abe Lincoln my dead Asshole's stinkin
A bullet went through my brain so i dont do much thinkin
i made the gettysburgh address to get myself a girlfriend
the worthless piece of shit only went and made the civil war end
my bitch Mary Todd i send her stupid ass whorin
at least i used to until i died...now my fucken life is borin

next person : Jenna Jameson (porn star)

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Songs: O.V.Dose - Saturday Night Fever

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