Yo call up my nigga bin ladden and tell him my newest plans
and tell him i got the materials needed to bomb hoover dam
then get me some hoes and invite them into the secret ditch (Where he got found)
so they can start beatin this dick
and if u could, get me a barber to gimmie my cuts
*THE ARMY RUNS IN AND FINDS HIS SECRET DITCH N START SHOOTIN!*
got danm they found me, just my fucking luck
should i surender, well shit i guess i'll do it
mayb i should have left iraq wen i had a chance, danm im stupid!!!

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