Zach da Ripper, only rips zippers of male strippers...
So I'll attack his heart, leave em RB's Jack Tripper.
Seized up, like he does when it comes ta rhyming...
He could own Big Ben, and still somehow lack timing.
Cuz Zach's a hack with a streak up his back...
Not wearin slacks but slips when he tries ta spit black.

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