2005's beauty and the beast as different as west and east
i'm ugly she loves me to death tho even sleeps at my feet
us fuckin is wrong like two left feet or a boy and a catholic preist
thats what everybody says but their opinions matter the least
haters say we obscene however we together forever she's my queen
i'll never hurt her as long as i live wife of my kids i'll fulfill her dreams
she's so sweet moved in my hell hole sleeps as my prisoners scream
cuz i'm god of the underworld which is as hard to believe as it seems
maybe it's my game that got her who knows maybe i'm slick
look at the results and how quick she agreed to sit on my dick
it looks like a diving board so maybe she stood rather tha sit
i spend my spare time rubbin her cooch and lickin her tits
an odd couple we are like billy bob thornton and angelina jollie
but we live together as satanic celebs as happy as we can be

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