i took too much vicadin, drank too much gin
now i'm startin ta see horsemen, pyramids formin' flying humans swarmin'
that's what i get for doin' drugs from nite til' mornin'
i've done so much that i'm pukin' and tearing my eyes out like R&B singer Houston, i'll swallow any drug without choosin'
i don't care if my life's degrating i'm just having fun hallucinating
i'll lip-synch til' i'm found in egypt i don't even think that was part of the script
if i was half horse i'd sit back get an ass whippin' by a wooden piece tippin'
holy shit i'm trippin' so much that i'm seeing transparant naked women
think i seen this before let me concentrate...
i have, it was an episode of Stargate
and i'm tired of seein the lord leaving the horse ignored
what now i must be in trouble cuz i'm getting carried away in a big bubble
something ain't right, i'm seeing big streams of light as bright as kryptonite
i'm feelin too uptight
wait i'll be right back but i gotta try ta find some more crack