*Im comin out by young law plays*
*walks out into ring and signals them to stop music*

Now The Law has been gone for quite some time, the law has had business to attend to , but now since the law is back ITS ABOUT GOT......DAMN......TIME!!!!, yes i know ive been missed, and yet ive not, but theres gonna be some changes around here

*looks at opponent*

who in the fuck are you, what is this some kind of joke, i come out here thinkin im gonna be facing somebody like, Jack The Ripper, and they give me some new dude, flashback, what the fuck is that about, thats some ol bullshit, ohhh i get it

APRIL FOOLS HUH!

this shit isnt a fuckin joke, im gonna terminate this nigga,

*pulls on ropes while jumpin up and down to get crowd hyped*

RING THE GOTDAMN BELL!

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