God don't tell you shit, and quoting from the Bible is gay. The Bible is nothing more than a collection of tales, possibly based of real life events, but then completely exaggerated into something more to give people who read the bible some sort of belief in something more than what reality allows them to see.

In basic terms, the Bible was created to put belief in the weak minded and ultimately create a worldwide cult of followers that can be controlled simply by the belief that something greater than their understanding exists.

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