God does not get angry that you masturbate.
Jesus said to not masturbate to any woman specifically because that is lust.
To masturbate while not thinking of a direct woman, just the idea of a woman, is completely natural and you are allowed to do it, you get married to have sex and you should not lust over a woman that is not yours, it is, in Jesus's eyes, the same as lusting.
However, this excludes if you masturbate to a multitude of women at the same time, and if you masturbate to things like Hentai, which I don't suggest, because that is actually kind of very weird.
But yeah. Uh, keep the conscience clean and be the most unloyal masturbator you can be, if you're Christian. Otherwise, do what you want. Lol. You aren't pissing any God off.
